1. این پایگاه به ثبت ستاد ساماندهی وزارت فرهنگ و ارشاد اسلامی ایران رسیده است.

    مهمان عزیز سپاس بابت بازدید شما از تالار گفتگوی دهه هفتادی ها.

    عضویت در انجمن رایگان بوده و برای عموم باز میباشد . با صرف 30 ثانیه یکی از اعضای دهه هفتادی ها شوید .

اس ام اس های خنده دار خارجی

شروع موضوع توسط parmida ‏May 22, 2015 در انجمن اس ام اس

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    I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.​


    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.​

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    اس ام اس های جدید انگلیسی​

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    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”​


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    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.​

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    Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?​

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    I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.​

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    اس ام اس های خارجی خنده دار

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    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.​

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    Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.​

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    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.​

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    If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.​

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    A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”​

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    I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.​

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    A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.​

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    We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.​

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    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.​

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    By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.​
     
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