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اس ام اس های جدید انگلیسی – خنده دار

شروع موضوع توسط parmida ‏May 23, 2015 در انجمن اس ام اس

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    America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight​

    آمریکا کشوری هست که نصف هزینه ها صرف خرید خوراکی ها میشه !! اون نصفه دیگه هم صرف کم کردن وزن !​


    To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.​

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    The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.​

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    پیامک های خنده دار خارجی​

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    Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.​

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    The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.​

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    اس ام اس های جدید خنده دار

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    Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.​

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    Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.​

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    اس ام اس به زبان انگلیسی​

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    I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes–and six months later you have to start all over again.​

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    Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.​

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    My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.​

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    The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.​

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    Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.​

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    اس ام اس های جدید انگلیسی

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    There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.​

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    The best way to keep children home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere . . . and let the air out of the tires.​

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    I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.​

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    To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right shut up.​

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    I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.​
     
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